我叫珊咪,你看上去很美。 6611 miles apart. My name is Sammy and I wish for everyone to always be smiling~
微笑今天和每一天!

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)